If you’ve ever had a secret dark fantasy of killing off the Jersey Shore cast or even for a moment just wish something dark would instantaneously happen to one of the members, well look no further. Its not the real Jersey Shore cast but its the next best thing. Welcome to the Jersey Shore Massacre.
This week at the Pearl & Dean office we have been inspired to create some alternative film posters for the upcoming release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. These simplistic designs show each of the turtles weapon of choice and preferred bandana colour.
News is spreading that Sony have officially announced the release date for the much anticipated Uncharted movie adapatation, with rumours circling the web that Mark Wahlberg is the studios favourite to land the coveted role of Nathan Drake.
Danny wants something more. Expelled from school and living in his grandfathers flat, he longs to live up to the image of his estranged father Danny Senior. Sent to prison for force feeding a judge his own wig Danny Senior was a legend and Danny is looking for a way to emulate his father’s achievements and rise to be “top boy”.
Thought to be the offspring of a coupling between the God Zeus and a mortal Greek woman, Hercules (Johnson) becomes a folk legend after completing 12 "labours", a series of death defying tasks that convince many Greeks of his immortality.
So Dawn of the Planet of the Apes eh? What an absolute ape fuelled Bobby Dazzler of a film it is! If you haven't seen it yet I fear that you are even now beyond saving. Seriously!? What are you doing with your life!? Go and watch DotPotA (as it shall from now catchily be known) now! Don't just sit there, basking in the sun, breathing in all that fresh air. Sheesh!